Showing posts with label books. Show all posts
Showing posts with label books. Show all posts

Sunday, December 28, 2025

Chet and Bernie Mystery Series by Spencer Quinn

 Lately I've needed light, entertaining reading. There's a time for serious reading, but it's not for me these days. I need stress relief. I need humour. My friend and critique partner suggested these books.


Chet and Bernie are partners in the Little Detective Agency.

Chet, a big black dog who flunked out of K9 school, is the unreliable narrator. Because he misunderstands human speech, taking cliches and metaphors literally, a lot of what he thinks is wrong and funny. He thinks and acts like a dog: getting easily distracted by scents, food, and other animals. In this way he often misses the train of thought of conversation. This is one way the author hides red herrings or important mystery clues: inserting them in a chain of amusing doggie thoughts.

Bernie Little is the private investigator who works with him. His quirks include: fearlessness with everyone except attractive women, fear of public speaking, and an inability to understand some of Chet's hints about things to check out.

Often Chet discovers an important clue but can't communicate this precisely to Bernie. Chet finds things that Bernie can't through his superb canine tracking skills, sense of smell, and hearing.


Some of the titles are: Dog On It, Thereby Hangs a Tail, To Fetch A Thief, A Fistful of Collars, Paw and Order. Oh yeah, the titles are fun, too! (I entered a contest to suggest the next title.)


If you're a writer looking for a great example of unique, strong voice and ways to add humour, you'll enjoy studying what Quinn does. 

Even if you just want some suspense flavoured with humour, I highly recommend the Chet and Bernie mystery series.



 


Tuesday, August 13, 2024

The Art of Naming



Whether you're deciding on a book title or cover, an author name, a store name,  a logo design, or even a child, 

Don't make it:


1. Don't make it unpronouncable. (applies to all of these). 

2. Don't make it indecipherable.

(logo and store name) For a while I was sure the clothing store in the mall was named "Crackpot." It was really "Jackpot." The store didn't last six months. Some graphic artist's ego got in the way of good business sense.

(book title and book cover) If the customer can't easily distinguish what the title is, they can't ask for it. Unless the author is very well known, the title on the cover should be larger than the author's name. Usually we don't have much or any say in the book cover design. But if we do, we should comment tactfully if something doesn't work.

3. Don't make it so long that a customer can't accurately remember it.

4. In the case of a child's name, I'm so grateful my parents used the first initial of my late aunt's name and not her exact name. I would have changed it as soon as I was legally able to do so. Names go out of style or can be identified with someone unsavoury.

5. Also, for a child's name, use sensitivity.  Don't make your child the object of ridicule at school before opening his or her mouth.

What were the parents of "Inertia" thinking?! (I'm not making that up.) Humphrey Bogart had to learn to fight early.


Do make the name:

- Memorable if possible. Don't follow trends.

- Unique, but don't sacrifice logic, readability, and ease of pronounciation

- Use your own author name if you like. But, again, consider shortening it to an easier pen name. It needs to fit comfortably on the book spine in a big enough typeface to be legible. You don't really need all those middle names. It's a book, not a passport. Sometimes an initial, or nothing, is better.

- When in doubt, err on the side of simplicity.





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Tuesday, April 19, 2022

Right on, Anne!

As I looked at the dismal weather on my terrace yesterday, I remembered something I read a long time ago. The quote is from Anne Shirley, also known as

 Anne of Green Gables.






"Snow is April is abominable," said Anne. "Like a slap in the face when you expect a kiss."

-- L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Ingleside.






 


Sunday, September 16, 2018

As the (Upstart) Crow Flies



Upstart Crow is a charming bookstore-cafe in Seaport Village, SanDiego,  where I like to write while drinking coffee.

When I Googled it yesterday I found out that it's closing this year due to redevelopment. I tried to submit a review of it to Trip Advisor, but I was politely told that, although they value my input, my most recent visit was too old to be useful for its site.

So here is an approximation of what I submitted to Trip Advisor.




Books Plus Coffee = Bliss




Since we discovered Seaport Village about 1986, we've visited Upstart Crow whenever we were in San Diego, which is about twenty times. I get a cup of coffee, sit at my favourite table by the window, and work on my novels. If my writing goes well, I treat myself to a slice of chocolate layer cake. 

Besides books and writing notebooks, I've found a delightful range of quirky gifts and cards here. I own two Upstart Crow t-shirts, as well as one that wore out, which read, "Careful or I'll put you in my novel" in black Courier typeface on a white background.

Soon I will visit Upstart Crow for what will be the last time because it is closing.

On my most recent visit, in February 2016, I noticed two crows on the hill outside the window. I like to think that one of those crows is the ghost of Shakespeare, checking on his namesake bookstore.













 






Thursday, May 22, 2014

Fabulous review for ANTIQUE PIANO & Other Sour Notes!

ANTIQUE PIANO & OTHER SOUR NOTES got a great review on Book Viral Spotlight!


Take a look:


http://bookviral.com/antique-piano/4584554130



Thursday, March 6, 2014

Echo Announces My Book's Birthday

I, Echo the Sheltie, have taken time away from my nap


to make an important announcement.


Barb's book is having a birthday today!



(Show some enthusiasm? Yeah, I can do enthusiasm. For enthusiasm, I'll need extra treats.)






You can get it here:

http://www.amazon.com/Antique-Piano-Other-Sour-Notes/dp/0992125804

or here:

http://decoowlpress.com


Just buy it, okay?

Don't make me beg.

Monday, January 27, 2014

Cover for Antique Piano & Other Sour Notes


I'm delighted to reveal the amazing cover for my collection of humorous poetry!






Isn't it fun?

My friend, Kevin Slattery, designed it.

Antique Piano & Other Sour Notes will be available in early March.








Thursday, December 19, 2013

Teen Books: A Guide for Families by Robin Prehn

For the past few years, my friend, Robin Prehn, has been reading and reviewing current YA novels. Because she is such a voracious reader, she has a grasp of teen fiction that lets her place them in a wider context.

She has collected and categorized her reviews into an e-book, available from Amazon:

Teen Books: A Guide for Families

http://www.amazon.com/Teen-Books-A-Guide-Families-ebook/dp/B00H8D8162

If you're a parent of teenagers, if you're a writer who wants to write for teens, or if you just want to understand the YA fiction craze, this book would make a nice holiday gift.

Friday, November 29, 2013

Happiness is...

...new books by friends in the mail!




Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Happy Publication News!

I'm delighted to announce that

I will self-publish a print book of poems.
 
 


ANTIQUE PIANO & Other Sour Notes,

a collection of humorous poems,

will be available March 2014!
 
 
 
 
 
(I really wanted a curly, cursive typeface for that. Oh, well.)


I've been working behind the scenes for a few months on this and it is both exciting and terrifying, almost overwhelming. I needed to learn all kinds of new things and to research the process of self-publication. That is why I haven't been blogging much.

I've formatted the manuscript in a template, chosen typefaces and a layout, had a logo made, hired a proofreader and a cover designer.

It's coming together and it's starting to look like a book, not a manuscript.















Wednesday, April 17, 2013

I won a haiku contest!

Yah! I won the Pig Haiku contest and won a copy of the YA fantasy novel, POISON, by Bridget Zinn!

To see the haiku, take a look:
http://tamsonweston.com/blog/winners-of-poison-by-bridget-zinn/

Sunday, April 14, 2013

Great Gatsby cover design collection

I retweeted this link, but I thought I'd put it on here, too.

Fitzgerald scholar and biographer, Matthew Bruccoli, collected covers of The Great Gatsby. His collection is on display at the University of South Carolina.

Which do you have? Which is your favourite?

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013/04/14/t-magazine/14document.html?_r=0

Friday, September 28, 2012

Stuff on Friday



1. Famous



means getting your own table at Chapters.


Do you think they put enough books on the J.K . Rowling Table?



2.  Furry Favourite




3. Fall

Why can't we skip right from fall to spring?



4. Funnier

What I hope to be after taking this online course:

http://www.globejotting.com/classes/online-humor-writing-class/


Thursday, August 9, 2012

Sneak peek at Janet Gurtler's WHO I KISSED

YA author, Janet Gurtler, has posted a peek at the beginning of her next novel, WHO I KISSED on her blog.

Take a look. It's fabulous!

http://janetgurtler.blogspot.ca/2012/08/sneak-peek-at-who-i-kissed.html?showComment=1344547739991

Friday, June 15, 2012

Bogart - article by Robert Fulford

Interesting article in The National Post about why Bogie is still so intriguing to audiences.

http://arts.nationalpost.com/2012/05/29/fulford-and-the-sam-plays-on-for-bogart/


Monday, February 20, 2012

Where have all the bookstores gone?






On my recent vacation to Monterey and Carmel, I was dismayed by the lack of good bookstores in the area. I had packed lightly and, as usual, planned to buy a few paperbacks for my vacation. Monterey is the home of a jazz festival and Carmel is an affluent, very artistic city. I'm sure lots of writers and readers live in the area.

Monterey used to have a large bookstore about a block from my hotel. It was gone. There was a small independent religious bookstore in Monterey--not what I wanted. On Cannery Row, there was a used bookstore with not much selection.

Carmel used to have a lovely independent bookstore near or on Ocean Avenue, the main street. (I remember it had a kangaroo in the window with paperback books in her pouch!) It was gone.

I used Google to find an independent bookstore, River House Books, down the highway from Carmel, in a shopping centre. I found two books that interested me, both non-fiction, and M found one. M would have preferred to buy a SFnovel but they didn't carry genre fiction, only literary novels.

Thanks for saving my sanity, River House Books!

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Quick Book Look: 11/22/63 by Stephen King


11/22/63 by Stephen King. Adult SF/time travel.

For people of my generation, the Boomers, the assassination of JFK was a traumatic, life-changing event. So I was looking forward to reading King's novel on the subject.

When I was looking for it at the bookstore, I had trouble finding it because the front cover--half of which is a newspaper's front page--is so busy. Also the title would have been more effective spelled out instead of using numerals. (When I finally noticed that the back cover was an alternative news story in which JFK survives his close call, I realized why the art department had done the cover that way. I still don't like it.)

I liked Jake, the protagonist, immediately. Jake steps through a time portal to a day in 1958 and lives through the years until 1963, in his attempt to prevent the assassination, probably lessen US involvement in the Vietnam War, and save thousands of lives. Despite our knowledge of history, King somehow maintains the suspense.The past, we learn, is extremely resistant to change. Also, any changes you do make have a ripple effect--sometimes good, but often disastrous.

King's time-travel historical novel is a masterpiece. This is one time you definitely shouldn't judge a book by its cover. :-)

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Brain Radio

"Brain radio" is a term invented by Kelly Fineman referring to the soundtrack playing inside your head, even when there is no music playing outside your head.

Some people would think this is a rather cool accessory to one's brain.

Those people would be wrong. They probably don't know what a curse it can be.

The worst time for me is the pre-winter-holiday season, when you can't go anywhere without hearing Christmas carols. All. Day. Long.

People without Brain Radio can have blissful silence inside their heads once they've left the mall or wherever the music was playing.

For me, the music plays on...and on...and on...until I play something else on the radio.

I'm especially susceptible to Brain Radio when I'm reading a musical biography. Usually this is okay, for a while. But then I hear the music when I'm trying to fall asleep, and when I get up, and all day long, unless I play something else to drown it out.

Right now I'm reading a YA SF novel with a title that is taken from a famous rock song. 

Although I'm enjoying the book, I have to read something else for a while to get the song out of my head.

I'm sure you can guess the title, too.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!