Me: Trips over something in the dark.
Turns on bedside light.
Husband: Wakes up.
Can I have five more minutes?
Me: No. You can have five more hours.
Hastily turns off light.
Heh. Does it sound better if I actually gave him seven? I just couldn't resist the parallel structure of "five more..." ;-)Delete
DH is someone whose wit never sleeps. ;-)Delete
"You can have five more hours." What more blessed phrase has any sleeper ever heard?ReplyDelete
I wish someone had said that to me this morning when Echo kept trying to find out whether it was morning yet...Delete
Thanks, Catherine! He makes me laugh even when he's half-asleep.Delete
Lol. I trip over things in the light more than the dark. ;)ReplyDelete
Heh. I've been known to say, "Excuse me," to plants and tables when I bump into them. :-)Delete