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Saturday, December 14, 2019

Rules for Snow

You are a snowflake, thinking of visiting my city.



Here are The Rules for Snow.




1. No significant snow before December 24.

2. Light flaking that melts on contact is permissible.

3. Snow may fall from December 24 to December 26 only. This is your big opportunity. Have at it.

4. All snow must melt by December 27.

5. For the new year, see Rule #1.





7 comments:

  1. Good luck getting the Earth to follow them :)

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  2. Well, we don't EVER get snow, and if it chose to visit, it's welcome anytime.

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    1. M and I sometimes dream about moving to California. If we do, snow is only allowed in the Sierras.

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  3. As a Nova Scotian, I completely agree with your Rules! Especially with young people flying in on the 22nd and 23rd... Happy holidays, whatever the weather!

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    1. Happy holidays! Yeah, I'm sure NS has much worse conditions than we do. Oh well, only 183 days until Spring!

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    2. And I'm so distracted by snow, that I later realized that it was only 93 days, not 183 days! It just seems that long from this side of the calendar.

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