What once looked like this:
http://www.relaxusonline.com/Schnozzzz_Shakespeare_Tissue_Boxes_p/l8456.htm
now looks like this:
Blow winds, and crack your cheeks!
King Lear, Act III, Scene 2
Why, yes, I do have a tissue box shaped like Shakespeare. Doesn't everyone?
Alas, I knew him well, but my Shakespeare "The Schnozzzz" (tm) was hoist by his own petard.