Sunday, June 26, 2011

Dear Fax Sender


To: The person or automated machine who keeps faxing my home telephone

From: A tired writer

You are trying to send a fax to a private telephone number.

While your fax has a lovely screeching sound, rather like a screech owl, I would prefer not to have my sleep interrupted by it.

Once may have been a quirky mistake.

Twice was annoying.

After the fifth misdirected fax at 1:30 am, I am beginning to become a bit grouchy.

I leave you with this haiku.

a fax gone astray

useless midnight screech in ear --

please stop faxing me

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