Dear Fax Sender

FAX COVER SHEET





To: The person or automated machine who keeps faxing my home telephone



From: A tired writer



You are trying to send a fax to a private telephone number.



While your fax has a lovely screeching sound, rather like a screech owl, I would prefer not to have my sleep interrupted by it.


Once may have been a quirky mistake.


Twice was annoying.


After the fifth misdirected fax at 1:30 am, I am beginning to become a bit grouchy.






I leave you with this haiku.






a fax gone astray


useless midnight screech in ear --


please stop faxing me