FAX COVER SHEET
To: The person or automated machine who keeps faxing my home telephone
From: A tired writer
You are trying to send a fax to a private telephone number.
While your fax has a lovely screeching sound, rather like a screech owl, I would prefer not to have my sleep interrupted by it.
Once may have been a quirky mistake.
Twice was annoying.
After the fifth misdirected fax at 1:30 am, I am beginning to become a bit grouchy.
I leave you with this haiku.
a fax gone astray
useless midnight screech in ear --
please stop faxing me