Tuesday, July 8, 2025

How to Improve Mornings: Advice From Splenda

 I'm an unrepentant night owl. 



I go to bed late, partly because it fits my biological clock, and partly because I'm busy doing household stuff. After that I have time for self-care: exercise, meditation, listening to relaxing music. Sometimes I write. Self-care time is non-negotiable.

But I now have to get up extra early and do a lot of chores before I get to have coffee. So I'm chronically sleep-deprived. 

Coffee, as everyone knows, is the only reason for getting up before noon. Unless you have a job where someone expects you to be awake and mentally alert. When I had such jobs, I always picked up a cup of coffee and took it to my desk.

I take my coffee black but M puts things in his, including Splenda.

Splenda used to put corny but optimistic advice on its packets. I found they made mornings a little better.

So before I run out of those packets, I'd like to share some 

Splenda Advice.


"Create your own sunshine."

"Be happy. It drives other people crazy."

"The perfect moment is now."   (I used to debate about the accuracy of this one, but then I realized that the only moment  you have now is now.)

"The best way to get there is to start."

"Leave a little sparkle wherever you go." (Sparkle, not glitter. Glitter makes you memorable, but not in a good sense.)

"Life is short. Make it sweet." (Poignant, but true.)


And my favourite:

"Every day is a fresh opportunity."

I'll drink to that!


Thursday, July 3, 2025

Daily Haiku Prompt: rain

 Rain


owls don't like the rain

it makes their feathers soggy--

dinner will be late





Sunday, June 29, 2025

Fog

steady puffs of white smoke

now you see it, now you don't--

Golden Gate magic


Tuesday, June 24, 2025

Daily Haiku Prompt: garden

 Garden


cholesterol pill

becomes a health garden

for ants on the floor

Friday, June 13, 2025

Tanka for Father's Day

 my father's birthday

doesn't hurt as it once did

nor does Father's Day

pencil sketch hangs on the wall

memory of his voice fades

Tuesday, June 10, 2025

Supportive

 






"Why do I buy more

owls?" I ask and he replies,

"For more-owl support."